#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not bark about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT bark about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone barks "ruff!", goes limp, taps out, humps someone's leg, the fight is over.
#4 - Two dogs to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No collars, no leashes
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.