I would almost do some english-german word joke: So you have hoses in your hosen? :))))
But I can clearly remember a film title: "sorry, no sex, we're british" Or something like that. This leads to the question: If your's is longer than 9 inches: what for? :)))))
"Is it possible to tear that sticker off, if i want to own this bass?"
-No, in reality i play sax's and claris' and not guitars, (sigh)
So someone else must buy this, i'm sorry!:)