Stuboy's Fotothing

Oooh, Hunju isn't going to like this "WITH AN HAIRDO OF AN IDIOT HAIRDRESSER
..TRYING IN VAIN TO LOOK LIKE A *MAN* DRINKING BEER"

AND you are parading a WOMAN around. I can't see this doing well.....

...or even GOING well

Oh, what can I do to please the man ?
If I comb my hair will that do ?

I think he will only rest when the authorities come and kill you publicly and then post the pictures on Fotothing. I think he'd like a good old fashioned stoning......or burning. OR crucifixion followed you being hung, drawn (and not in crayon) and quartered!

So is buying him a nice cup of tea out of the question ?