Quality chalet close to Disneyland, Florida, give or take a few thousand miles.
Leans slightly to the left to give splendid views of neighboring unkempt garden. Free access to the web, that being the huge one just inside the door.
Air con because the door does not fit. A luxury holiday accomodation.
Just though I would take advantage of FTs new advertising :)
Jhonstrauss, eat your heart out.