Ijbison's Fotothing

ooh is this gonna be like Jaws?

Maybe like a really low budget Jaws ripoff. Unfortunately I opened with my best scar, so this scene could play out very disappointingly.

Very disappointing indeed in fact. I already showed the thumbnail and the scab on my knee when I fell over a while back. All I've got left is a faded scar on the top of my arm from surgery and 2 strange hard red lumps (neither of which is my nip) on my left tit.

...oh god, it's cancer isn't it?

You have a very manly, hairy leg there sir btw. I'm assuming the other one is the same but I don't want to be presumptuous

Of course it's not cancer. But you should seek a medical opinion on it anyway. And maybe I should have a look at it as well. I'm not a doctor, I just like tits.

As fer my other leg - It's waxed lovely and smooth, has painted toenails, and wears ridiculously high heels. I'm a man of contrasts.

When I look at the page of My Friends - this thumbnail looks like like a hairy willy (she said, trying not to sound juvenile)

Tee hee