Ah Sket the poo detective. No one is better qualified for this kind of investigative task than yourself.
Definitely sounds like the work of a larger canine.
After intensive investigation I can confirm that there is indeed no small poo evidence. I would dispute the turds in question were as mountainous as the complainant would have me believe but I would say that they were definitely canine and not the personal work of the 'bloke with the alsation'. I would go out on a limb and possibly say the culprit was the butler
funny, did you know they they used them in the old days to tan leather, called it "pure" and wandered round collecting it in buckets! now there's a niche market!
Many years ago when I worked in the garage, one of the lads went to take some scrap round the back, I heard him swearing & went to look.
I found him scraping crap from his shoe & saying "F**KING DOGS".
But I noticed some paper on the floor next to it with smear stains on it & said to him "I've never know a dog wipe it's arse before".
Standing in dog poo is annoying ............ Standing in human poo is just the pits
It somehow seems sooooo much worse :)
BTW, No it wasn't me, I was on the bog & have got the picture to prove it :)
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