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So, we're having a new bathroom fitted. Yesterday the guy came over to do something with the electrics and when he'd gone I discovered he'd left a large square hole in the ceiling which I'll have to live with for the rest of the weekend.

DOESN'T THIS IDIOT KNOW THAT MONSTERS LIVE IN DARK AND INACCESSIBLE PLACES LIKE THIS?!!!?!?!?!?

It's above the toilet too so I have to sit there trying to release my clenched up bladder muscles in order to piddle whilst looking up in horrified preparedness of the thing waiting to swoop down and EAT MY FECKIN' FACE. British workmen, bloody shit if you ask me.

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Mar 16 2008 22:01 GMT stuboy PRO

I think you'll find that the workman has climbed up there & is spying on you.

Don't have nightmares, sleep well Sket :)

Mar 16 2008 22:03 GMT Sketty PRO

I've already decided that he does unmentionable things in my undies drawer when he's left alone. I suspect he parades around in my clothes too

Mar 16 2008 22:04 GMT stuboy PRO

Sketty, I've seen your clothes, I very much doubt it !

Mar 16 2008 22:06 GMT Sketty PRO

You cheeky bleeder. At least I don't dress like a dandy when I go out on the pull.

Mar 16 2008 22:18 GMT ldhill62

don't suppose you'll stay long in the toilet :))

Mar 16 2008 23:38 GMT Miniwood PRO

Don't worry Sket. He'll soon have that fixed when he's fitted the wireless webcam.

Mar 17 2008 01:09 GMT capcorse

Reminds me of one of my favourite films, 'The Thing' by John Carpenter.

The thing in the dark, waiting...waiting...to lasso you around the neck, and inflitrate your body, thus turning you.....slowly into a........thing.

Wunnerful.

Mar 17 2008 01:36 GMT DaisyVu

just send up batfool

Mar 17 2008 01:55 GMT ajft PRO

We have much smaller monsters in our place http://www.fotothing.com/ajft/photo/5805215574fac5a2b76d809d1ae38ecb/

Mar 17 2008 10:32 GMT Pondy PRO

Never mind the hole.. he did it -after- the plasterer had been.. I hope when the plasterer charges you to re-do his work you make sparky pay..

Mar 17 2008 10:46 GMT garynumber1cleaner

He has a wicked sense of humour... i agree with your fears.. for sure i would sh-t myself if that was above me... if i ever have to fight off a monster i would surely loose with my trousers around my ankles.... and i am sure that any monster would have no trouble chasing and catching a human penguin impersonater if i changed my mind and tried to run for it ... i feel for you

Mar 17 2008 18:44 GMT dave43

you're sure he wasn't eastern european? hope you smile when the webcam is fitted, but I suppose it's WHERE it's fitted!

Mar 17 2008 21:10 GMT Jagged PRO

Have any large 8 legged hairy beasts dropped out of it yet?

Mar 19 2008 22:36 GMT Steve PRO

Sketty, that was a week or so ago now.

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Sketty?

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SKET?

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Speak to us, Sket!

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S K E T T Y ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ?

Mar 19 2008 23:39 GMT stuboy PRO

Steve, don't worry, the monster is ok, it survived the initial scare of seeing Sketty.

Mar 21 2008 13:28 GMT 23r0

Ceiling Cat is watching you: icanhascheezburger.com