Sketty's Fotothing

That bottle of rum looks suspiciously empty already.

Erm..........just testing the stuff that's supposed to fix the being pissed thing

Yeah, we have to practice first to make sure it works..........

runnig out of the stuff or it tasting really nasty

Hi there Sketty... enjoy :-))
Beauti is from within.....Oh well that is what I hear...!!!
wish I could believe it...!

Wow, you really are a marketing executive's dream: money to burn and not a scrap of common sense!

I've got some magic beans - real cheap, like. Just send your blank cheque to…

Brilliant - will the magic beans give me the power to pull any bloke I want, become the best company in the world, make me rich, or perhaps give me magic powers?

I'm in, don't care which one it is, I'm DEFINITELY in

Ah, you'll be requiring our Magic Beans Extra Pack - for real losers. Guaranteed to make you irresistable to the opposite sex (or same, or both - please specify) and to make your Lottery numbers come up within 2 weeks of purchase*

*This is bollocks, obviously.

....but as a consumer/member of the general public, I am just thick enough to believe the rumours that it might just work if taken on a Thursday at 10.23pm under a full moon when there's an A in the month...

God Sketty, everyone knows that you PLANT magic beans not eat them.

oops...couldnt you have said that a lil' earlier mel? I just wasted my "MB extra pack".
Still it had lovely plastic toys in it so I'm gonna buy more anyway.

PS it's goddess Sketty!

looks a fun night of partying