1/5: After many months on the run and after several weeks incarcerated in a plastic-lined brown paper packet, the traitors ALBERT EINSTEIN and EDGAR ALLAN POE finally face trial for their treachery. The Judge (George Harrison) and the Jury have been chosen and evidence will be heard.
Should anyone have any information relevent to the case or wish to put themselves forward as witnesses then they are free to do so. The condemned - sorry, I mean ACCUSED, could do with some character witnesses who could back up their ridiculous 'kidnap' story. Evidence will be presented in due course.