Sketty's Fotothing

I found this note left by Fotothinger Phoenix for her Dad who was to be popping by to let the dogs out to piddle.

You might think that the last comment is a bit of a strange thing to ask of a close family member.

...but you'd be wrong. Through a combination of stupidity, a number of bizarre coincidences and the Fates hating me (and therefore anyone and anything associated with me), the last time the man was here he almost sold Phoe's 2 cockatiels and all the turtles to some random bloke for £20.

Fortunately said bloke got scared and hung up the phone before the transaction was formalised! Honestly, it's like living in a crap BBC sit com