Crappy phonecam shot: MYSTERY carton of soya milk (possibly evil).
Despite me being a soya milk drinker (phoe drinks normal milk) I have absolutely no knowledge of this carton of cheap looking filth. I drink nicely packaged soya milk from a recognised manufacturer so WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? Phoe has never bought me any soya milk and also has no explanation for how it came to be.
I have therefore come to the conclusion that 'THE MAN' is trying to get me. I must don my foil hat for the next few months. I don't know how work will take it but it has to be in order to save us all.
....of course, I could have just gone mad and bought it before suffering a trauma and instantly forgetting.