Sketty's Fotothing

wha.......??? what is going on here........
did you have breakfast.....:-))
Oh Sketty...
I mean Jason !!!
have a good weekend....!

well done jason but did you take the tablets :))

and they wonder why the criminal justice system is a mess...

Hi Jason. Man, I wish it was 9pm :)

....ahhhhh, roll on 9pm. We could go out on the piss and do things that would leave us horribly scarred and embarrassed for the rest of our lives :)

That sounds like my life anyway! I'll pick you up at 8.30

Although no excuse, I knew it had to involve a woman!
Jason, you did it all wrong. You go out. Meet a woman. Have her drive you to her place.
That way nobody will be drawing stories about you. ; )

You have to get out NOW!
You have to!
Get out!
NOW!

....can I still be Jason though?

No, you will be known from now on as Anita Strondheim and you must never mention your previous life as an Embalmer's Assistant.
And the unfortunate dog will be your adopted son. He'll need a selection of hats.
Good luck Ske… sorry, Anita.

I can say he is a Mexican Wolf-boy called Mazatl and that he's very self conscious of his large nose and poor posture....

Good! I'm thinking sombrero, yes, excellent!
The 'milkman' will brief you further ; )