Sketty's Fotothing

great capture..

They made a statue of every individual Bob Hope fan? Which one's me?

The one with half a leg missing. You'd become convinced you had some flesh-eating disease and basically willed it off

Yay! That's me! I'd love to will my own leg off - what a great story that would be. I'd never have to pay for another drink

You could will away other bits of your body every time you wanted to skive a day off. THEN, you'd have a cast iron case for taking the work nazis to tribunal should they 'have' you for it! What judge would deny a uniped with numerous other missing bits a positive judgement?

If I had the ability to will away bits of my body to score time off work, I'd have disappeared entirely somewhere around 1988.