Sketty's Fotothing

The unfolding tale of Edna & Edgar's romance has sadly been overshadowed by your own reminiscences. Juggernaut? Pain freak? Jeez Sket.

I've had so many dates like this you wouldnt beilieve

I once went out with a girl who gassed chicks for a living then froze them in slabs.
She loved her job. She was completey psychotic.
It didn't last very long, but bedtimes were exciting.

Mental girls are known for the fun at bedtime. It's all in my book that i'll be working on when i graduate next year, read it again the other day and laughed at myself.

I'm still waiting for the last half. I've forgotten the bl**dy first bit now!!!

Love your imagination Sketty

I thought you had it, I'll send it again.

Yeah, he took me down a dark alley (stupid stupid Sket) and showed me the network of scars holding his legs together. He then went on to tell me that he loved to think about that time and that waking up with the bones sticking up through his legs and the blood was one of the best moments of his life!

.....he then made ME walk HIM to his bus stop in the rough end of town before buggering off into the night!

Shit, Sket, why'd you let him get away? Sounds like a keeper to me.

He's one of my dead ex's (she said in a trying not to sound too scary way)

Scary is the ONLY way to say that.

Don't worry, only 2 of them are dead. Two are mental cripples though and erm, one went bald and lost his teeth. I don't know about the others. I like to think they're all happy and living on a farm in the countryside somewhere....

Sketty, after suffering justju I think it would be a pleasure to go out with you.

How about it baby ????????

You guys are a laugh a minute! ;) Even when I have no idea how the conversation came about. Or maybe that's why it's funny. Party on.

You'd have to have a 250 mile long willy Stu. Reckon yer man enough?

disastrous first date in brief: having a fight on the way to the date, getting locked in the cinema's managers office until the police came, escaping from the office and being chased by the police and jumping in the first dates car and using him to 'getaway' sharpish, having one drink in a pub and ending up in hospital getting stitches and being dropped back at home and first date even giving a sympathy snog...now that is manners!

It's a well known fact that crazy girls are always great in bed.