Dave looks a bit shifty to me. I think it's the monocle that does it. I bet he was feeling behind the cushions for lost change while you went to get your camera...
Bison, you should be ashamed! He will accompany me to Brum tomorrow and keep me safe (I just thought how funny it would be if there were an accident and a skeleton was found in the wreckage. People would be screaming, there would be chaos)
Just think if Malcolm had left hand drive. As yous rattled and smoked along the road to Brum, to the casual observer it might appear that Dave was DRIVING. Accidents, screaming, chaos etc...