ok ok, the truth is I'm just too damn sweet and lovable and when they realise they can't keep me forever they go berserk and try to ensure that no one else gets me.
Do you always pick up men by the litter bin - I would simple have given him a pound for a cup of tea.. Gosh, David Van Day has fallen on hard timnes hasn't he?
Ah, it's a bag! I thought he'd gotten his hand clogged in a giant ball of chewing gum that he found under the seat of his deck chair. (Those pesky kids!)