This stupid heap of orange shite (Malcolm) failed his MOT test today!. I SPENT THOUSANDS ON HIM AROUND ...

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This stupid heap of orange shite (Malcolm) failed his MOT test today!.

I SPENT THOUSANDS ON HIM AROUND THIS TIME LAST YEAR!

God-dang-stooopid-orange-stupid-STUPID-bleedin-idiotic-pieceofshit-STUPID-crappy-goshdarn-crappy heap of.....

The failure list: WINDSCREEN WIPERS (expected - they decided to conk out in the rain on the way to work yesterday), WATERBOTTLE (expected - it doesn't work), HEADLAMP (expected - it doesn't actually work either), EXHAUST (was brand new last April but I kinda thought it was a bit louder than it used to be), BRAKES (spent hundreds on them this time last year and had to return the car to the garage 3 times cause they just wouldn't work properly), FRONT AXLE BEARINGS (need welding - I'm scared)

*This pic taken before bodywork restoration*

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Mar 23 2007 20:09 GMT Phoenix PRO

..............but apart from that, he's alright yeah?

Ahhhh, but wook at his liddle face!!!!

Mar 23 2007 22:28 GMT bazer PRO

Hi Sketty i used to fix these mostly welding and engine work you ether love them or hate them i never liked them much but the owners had so much grief and were nice people i did whot i could hope it dosent cost you too much yours deleted ;-];-];-];]

Mar 24 2007 00:27 GMT mel123uk

they are soooooooooo nit picky nowa days

Mar 24 2007 10:11 GMT rcm

Bugs should automatically pass on their legend status alone.

Mar 24 2007 13:16 GMT Sketty PRO

I'm really liking your thinking here rcm! I'll put it to the garage owner.....

Mar 24 2007 13:39 GMT Craig1000hk

:O bloody hell my ones due it's first MOT next year :O

Mar 24 2007 22:13 GMT LizSA

I say this softley......
Perhaps you should buy a old ladies car....(a white one.))!!!!

Mar 27 2007 08:01 GMT stuboy

My car passed it's last MOT :-)))))))))))))

Mar 27 2007 12:24 GMT Sketty PRO

Ah, but that's because it doesn't go higher than 25mph and the guys probably felt sorry for you ;-)

Mar 28 2007 06:39 GMT stuboy

I'll have you know I'm the proud owner of 3 points on my licence after being caught doing 78 mph :-)

Mar 28 2007 08:21 GMT Sketty PRO

Well, I doubt it was in the grannymobile.....

;-)

Apr 06 2007 00:13 GMT 1bebei

http://www.fotothing.com/photos/76b/76b669b151b5df52f23392d40923909c_e86.jpg

Apr 06 2007 12:57 GMT Sketty PRO

Blimey - it could be the same car!

Apr 18 2007 19:46 GMT doggydo

Oh dear!!! My human's car failed its MOT on Monday too. It has a hole in the exhaust pipe apparently (not the catalytic converter bit though).
Apparently my human has a paranoid fixation with the shocks absorbers. But they're fine.
And rather amazingly, at the last MOT there was a long list of stuff that was worn out (including the steering rack -scary too), but this time it's all miraculously fixed itself.
I know all this because my human mum tells me. :)
She sympathises with your automobile woes.

May 12 2007 16:20 GMT stuboy

You should have got this one instead;
http://www.fotothing.com/napa/photo/25fbca0af7785b2de2e566eda834b9b5/

Sep 10 2007 11:48 GMT paparazziboy

http://www.fotothing.com/paparazziboy/photo/e9e3cba195d1e81f38cd695efd7734af/