Gather the villagers and destroy this devil machine, for in its wake shall follow such horrors as the multi-storey car park, the drive-thru, the drive-by, and Green Cross Code Man...
'Mulit-storey car park'.....these seem fearful words my friend, I'll have to speak to the Higher Brothers about this then..... We don't want 'Multi' anything on this ancient Isle my friend..........well maybe Tesco's Express but that's it!
Mmmm, this vehicle of no horse drawn is seeming to be a bad omen.
Stuboy: Our God, 'The ancient Malc' is not pleased with this A U T O M O B I L E and has decreed it to be taken apart, for it is said that the rear dimist of windows works pefectly on this model and there can be found heat at ones feet. Our God is displeased with this and has decreed that no more of this A U T O M O B I L E wiil be bought to the Island.
Yes but doesn't Malc give off heat when he catches fire ?
These are modern times Phoe, the world is changing & you must learn to adapt with it.
Many good things are coming your way, you could even before long have "elastictrickery" (or whatever it is) in your homes one day, this is great stuff, you just press a switch & a light comes on ........
Move with the times, throw out your bed-warmers & buy a hot water bottle :)
BURN IT I SAY, BURN THE DEVIL! Build a man of wicker and place within it baskets of a fat pussy cat, some small turtles, some ancient fish, gerbils, worms and 2 aging puppies. Then we can dance naked whilst we chant and try to appease our Goddess and her consort for this evil invasion upon our land
Damn, I forgot all the feathery fiends. I'd be too scared to put Paz in a basket. I still remember the pain-stricken face of that nice lady vet just before she called him a 'bastard bird'.
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