Phoenix's Fotothing

You're never going to find yourself a nice man with that thing at the side of you.

I Know, my conjoined twin is always a problem for me :-)

That claw hand again . .

I think I'd enjoy a session on the pish with you two.

On the pish, ME? I've never touched a drop of the demon brew in my entire life and any pictorial evidence to the contrary is just damned lies I tell ye!

..............I can't let that pass..... On the way back from the pub pissed one night, she sat on the grass and wee'd on the grass. Killed an oak tree y'know!

You feckin fibber! I'll admit to leaving a big scorch mark in the grass but that oak tree was dead before I pissed next to it. There was a man I was running pathetically away from at the same time too I think

Yes he was, he could see what you were doing and the steam coming off it!! It was a like a remake of The Fog!

I'm so dead!!!!!

Maybe a hint....but the Sket is glazed...verdict: pished.