I wouldn't have thought the Alco-Robin'd be able to store too much of a tipple in his little toothpick type leg......unless he's got some form of bird-elephantitis which will create the space for the Jack....but then his little wings may not have the strength to lift him above your head and he'd conk out before plummeting your face and perhaps take our your eye with his beak.
No, I'm definitely sticking with my Alco-Turtle.....then again. Jack DID try to kill me on my birthday so perhaps I should steer well clear of both Turtle and Robin.
....someone save me from my thoughts please, for the love of god....