Oh my Joe, YOU have made my day. I can hardly wait for our morning coffee. My best friend is from N. Ireland and I will have to tell her. It will give us a good chuckle. My husband has read these as well and is having a good chuckle. He has just brought me this mornings Ottawa paper and here is a large photo and article about an "EMU" on the loose. Two escaped and the humane society managed to lasso one of them. That, I imagine would be quite a site. I must read the article. Thank you for giving me my morning chuckle today. Take care.