Yep, one dog, blind in one eye and suffering from the mad "I must run round and round in circles as fast as possible and lick everything complex", the other suffering from morbid obesity due to years of neglect and doing it's very best to keep up while dear ol' Santa strives to command the show.
It's funny alright.
Yes it must be a really difficult choice to make that - either watch motorcycle racing indoors or walk two mismatched dogs outside, mmmmmmm! decisions decisions!!