JPHarr's Fotothing

Three cowboys were sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, all with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall tales begins, each trying to be tougher than the next....

The first says, "I must be the meanest, baddest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six of my men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The second can't stand to be bested. "Why, that ain't nothin'! I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen-foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today to tell of it."

The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.