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(That's my daughter Sarah shootin', which seems appropriate to go with the subject of gun rights advocate Sarah Palin.)

Okay - forget the politics for a moment - this is just funny. Because possible future vice-president and current Alaska governor Sarah Palin is a huge Van Halen fan, she and her husband named their newest child "Trig Paxson Van Palin."
Maybe it's just me, but I think that's... uh... worth making some fun over. So I looked up a list of Van Halen song titles, and modified as many as I could within ten minutes or so. Enjoy!

The Unofficial Alphabetized List Of Van Palin Songs:

A
And the Cradle Will Rock... (Trig's Theme)
Atomic GILF

B
Beautiful Girls (about mom and pregnant daughter?)
(Let's Hold Erections Till We're) Black and Blue ~ Japanese release

C
Can't Stop Lovin' Snow Machine Races

D
Down's the Night Away
The Convention Is Over

E
Eruption (schwing!)
Everybody Wants Some!! (self-explanatory)

F
Feels So Good (To Be In Your Oval Office)
Fire in the Hole (heh-heh... you said "hole")

H
Hot for Gov'ner

I
Inside (heh-heh again)

J
Obama's Cryin'
Jump (On Hillary's Popularity)

L
Little Guitars, Big Hooters
Love Walks In (And Overshadows Cindy)

M
Man with a Missile
Me Wise Magic (wetoddid talk)
Mean Streak
Mine All Mine (the tax-and-keep GOP theme song)

N
Not Enough (McCain's tryst tally)

O
One-Eye Want
Outta Ammo Again

P
Gran'mama
Poundcake (what McCain does every birthday)
Palin Comes to Shove
Put Out the Gladhand

R
Right Now! Say My Name, Bitch! (from American Pie, of course)
(End The) Runaround ~ change finally comes to Washington, yes?
Runnin' with the Devil (from back in her pot smoking days)

S
So This Is Love? (from GILF to VPILF, it's obvious!)
Somebody Get Me a Dickfore
Spanish Fly ~ the only way Eskimos can mate anymore
Summer Nights (In Alaska Are Fucked Up)

T
The Full 21st Chromosome
The Seventh (Blown) Seal
Trig of the World

U
Unchained in Wasilla
Up (be)for(e) Breakfast (for a Quickie)

W
When It's Love
Why Can't This Be Love ~ which is it going to be?!

Y
You Really GILF'd Me






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Sep 16 2008 01:13 GMT hans55 PRO
you have been busy with it !!! :-))
Sep 16 2008 01:15 GMT dougrun PRO
You have an overactive imagination! Nothing wrong that I can tell... You should enlarge this photo and hang it prominently in your home for when boys come to pick her up for dates. Maybe next to the grumpy JP shot... :-)))
Sep 16 2008 01:20 GMT paparazziboy
:)
Sep 16 2008 14:37 GMT virginiabrill
Awesome photo and hilarious caption!
Sep 17 2008 01:49 GMT jenylew
This is some funny shtuff! I think you should submit it, really!
Sep 17 2008 02:02 GMT JPHarr
Yeah, but to whom? I submitted it to y'all, and that makes me happy. =)
Sep 17 2008 02:58 GMT Londi PRO
This is some funny s**t JP!! Woops, I did it again!!

And the name...... definitely worthy of having some fun with!!!!
Sep 17 2008 03:03 GMT JPHarr
Thanx, Londi.
Sep 17 2008 14:12 GMT jenylew
I don't know...whomever you submit shtuff to? The Shtuff people!
Glad you shared it with us...'twas funny!

FT2