JPHarr's Fotothing

(That's my daughter Sarah shootin', which seems appropriate to go with the subject of gun rights advocate Sarah Palin.)

Okay - forget the politics for a moment - this is just funny. Because possible future vice-president and current Alaska governor Sarah Palin is a huge Van Halen fan, she and her husband named their newest child "Trig Paxson Van Palin."
Maybe it's just me, but I think that's... uh... worth making some fun over. So I looked up a list of Van Halen song titles, and modified as many as I could within ten minutes or so. Enjoy!

The Unofficial Alphabetized List Of Van Palin Songs:

A
And the Cradle Will Rock... (Trig's Theme)
Atomic GILF

B
Beautiful Girls (about mom and pregnant daughter?)
(Let's Hold Erections Till We're) Black and Blue ~ Japanese release

C
Can't Stop Lovin' Snow Machine Races

D
Down's the Night Away
The Convention Is Over

E
Eruption (schwing!)
Everybody Wants Some!! (self-explanatory)

F
Feels So Good (To Be In Your Oval Office)
Fire in the Hole (heh-heh... you said "hole")

H
Hot for Gov'ner

I
Inside (heh-heh again)

J
Obama's Cryin'
Jump (On Hillary's Popularity)

L
Little Guitars, Big Hooters
Love Walks In (And Overshadows Cindy)

M
Man with a Missile
Me Wise Magic (wetoddid talk)
Mean Streak
Mine All Mine (the tax-and-keep GOP theme song)

N
Not Enough (McCain's tryst tally)

O
One-Eye Want
Outta Ammo Again

P
Gran'mama
Poundcake (what McCain does every birthday)
Palin Comes to Shove
Put Out the Gladhand

R
Right Now! Say My Name, Bitch! (from American Pie, of course)
(End The) Runaround ~ change finally comes to Washington, yes?
Runnin' with the Devil (from back in her pot smoking days)

S
So This Is Love? (from GILF to VPILF, it's obvious!)
Somebody Get Me a Dickfore
Spanish Fly ~ the only way Eskimos can mate anymore
Summer Nights (In Alaska Are Fucked Up)

T
The Full 21st Chromosome
The Seventh (Blown) Seal
Trig of the World

U
Unchained in Wasilla
Up (be)for(e) Breakfast (for a Quickie)

W
When It's Love
Why Can't This Be Love ~ which is it going to be?!

Y
You Really GILF'd Me






What the hell is wrong with me? =)