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i like vans! but i cant eat a full one!!!!!!!!!!

"MENTOS ~ the freshmaker!"

I like to stop for a meal on the road once in a while.

Checking to make sure the handbrake test proved successful, the team selected for the "Incredible Journey 2", prepare to enter through the mouth for what will be a dangerous mission to sever the nerve between the subjects brain and his anus - to get rid of his crappy outlook on life.

"In the remake of Fantastic Voyage, the sequel, the budget didn't allow for high-tech underground secret labratories, nor a super-submarine and a shrink ray, or Raquel Welsh for teenage boy fantasies, it just put three computer nerds into a van and smooshed it until it was small enough to fit into the mouth of the subject." two thumbs up from Ebert and Roper.

Over the teeth and through the gums look out tummy here we come!

It's a man eat van world out there!

van eater!!!!!!!!

" Can you hear me NOW! "

I hope this one doesn't carry garlic. My girlfriend won't like it.

Burp

Zoom zoom zoom...

Ummmm.This is service delivred mentos.........

Thankfully these days, taking Iron is so much easier.

Van Cleaning Service, Cleans up from the inside out.

The all new mobile dental practice starts work on it's first customer.

A little bit of what you van-cy does you good!

Dr Van Staydown to new client from GrossETman - ok, now say AAHHHH....

sic Transit gloria mundi

John wasn't entirely sure about the new medication the Doctor had prescribed for "Car Full Tunnel" syndrome.

is this a vanishing act ?

WARNING !
Do Not Turn On Your Windscreen Wipers...
They May Tickle !

Mark tried everything to reverse his hair-loss...

The gas guzzler was finaly spotted

Milkybar kid mistakes white van for a milkybar

The Harry Hill drive-in exprience.
Seats 5 transits and an otter.

Finally my mouth is bigger than you van!!!!!

Dyna-rod to the rescue, they unblock anything. :-)

Given up on ordinary laxatives...? Well fear not!

The van driver realized to late that maybe this wasn't the channel tunnel entrance!!

Another sat-nav sends driver on wrong route!

"Please keep all windows closed whilst in the Van wash.."

The ultimate answer to the 'angry man in the little white van'!!

Now watch closely as Jim attempts to catch a bullet between his teeth that is being fired from a moving vehicle.

man with van for hire no job to big or small

"May contain nuts... and bolts."

A Transit a day.....keeps the doctor away.

"the hills are alive with the sound of music..............."

or.......A van a day keeps the doctor away.

"The guys were all impressed with the new aerodynamic shape of the new male contraceptive pill'

transit saves the world, the end.

he's a van eater makes you drive hard makes you rev hard makes you wish u've never been born

Easier going in than coming out.

The ambulance, dispatched after a 911 Emergency call, found itself suddenly shrunken - nano-sized, to engage in microsurgery of a gentleman's broken heart. . . . .

im so hungry i could eat a van

Do you have van's for your breakfast is that sufficient?, i think you should try trucks...

yeah, great image!!!!!

Oh look honey they've put in a new tunnel.

Not white van for lunch AGAIN!!!!!

OU812!

mmmm!!! cadbury's transit ~~~how do you eat yours

Don't eat that van, you might get a van Areal disease. May your soul rest in peace!!!

A bite size van

A bite size van

Meals on Wheels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!