(sigh), if only I'd got one of those (she said enviously) ALL of my accidents would be sorted. So I'll have no skin on my hands, so there will be blood everywhere. At least I won't have to live with the magnified compulsive disorders of my friend :)
SHE FOUND THE PAN TONIGHT! I was as nonchalant as I could be and she accepted my 'oh, it was just a bit of pasta that stuck to the bottom' explanation!
Right! I have learned a valuable lesson in lying and cheating throughout this whole episode. ACT NORMAL and do things when you are lying so that it's not blatantly obvious that you aren't giving the lieee (?) eye contact :)